I’m writing this from Hawaii where I’m gonna be stayin fer a while, I reckon. I figgered I wouldn’t be thinkin much bout cargo securement bein on an island with no interstate, butI swear it’s like the load securement finds me. I was walking to the beach, oilin’ up fer some sun, when I saw a lil’ tugboat haul in to port. These fellers had bout 100 tons of Brazilian rosewood they was shipin and, bein able to spot a poor tie a mile away, I went on over to these folks and greeted em, “Howdy there pardners.” Now they knew I weren’t from round here, but they was still nice as flowers. So I went ahead an said, “Y’all should really invest in some better cargo securement for that there tug. She could use some winch straps, or load binders of some sort, somethin more than what y’all are working with. That way you never need to worry none bout your load.” Told em to go to DC Cargo Mall for their cargo securement needs. An they thanked me fer my advice.
Then, some lil’ Hawaiian mamas seen what I been up to, and hell, they were so impressed, they asked if they could lather me up. I said “Sure thing lil’ darlins.” So we went on to the beach for some cargo securement of our own.
Well, when you get 100 million miles under yer belt, you owe it to yourself to take a lil vacation now an’ then. Guess that’s why they call me King of the Highway, heheh.